- The Slobber

- The Dart Fish

- The Bad Breath/ Food Breath

- The Soul Patch Beard Burn

- The Chronic Biter

We always dream of the perfect kiss though, don’t we? We fall into Bad Kiss Techniques when we’re caught in the moment… and just for the record, here are some steps on How Not to Kiss.

Don’t:

- try to suck the face off of your partner
- force your tongue onto the scene.
- kiss your partner with a mouth full of saliva
- kiss with bad breath or fuzzy teeth
- miss your partner’s face or misalign and hit noses
- run into trouble with braces.

Easy enough? 

Is that not adorable??

I came upon these pictures of squirrels the other day and I noticed how in all the pictures, the squirrels’  fur is so well-groomed. Not dirty, all the hairs going in one direction…haha… I like this squirrel the best… he’s kind of saying, “yeah!” with a smile. Awww…. so I think I can KIND of understand her obssession with squirrels.

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Is that not the most beautiful tree you’ve ever seen? You have to click on the link to appreciate the tree…bigger photos are always really nice.

I’ve been feeling rather uninspired lately but after seeing this photo of the tree, it’s spurred me on!

Do you like wet cats? What does bath time mean for a cat? So cute. :) 

I think I want these beds. They are so cool. I especially want the one with the bookshelves and the roof!

Finally, vintage ads for modern gadgetry. We got viagra, xbox, nokia.. etc etc.

Doesn’t the cartoon speak volumes of society today? It’s so true!

“She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.”

- The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers) 

You should read the rest… some are quite funny.

“Having a pet can reduce stress.” 

“Being thin does not mean you’re fit.”

“Extra pounds does not mean you’re unfit.”

- 25 Health and Fitness Tips That Health Professionals Wish We All Knew

I want a pet cat.

Can You Live Without the Internet? I most definitely cannot.

Youtube is more popular than Google?! Is that even possible?! Video Search Marketing Comes Of Age As Youtube Crowned World’s Second Most Popular Website. The one thing I didn’t get from this article is, “Who’s at No. 1 as the most visited site on the Internet?” Hint: YAHOO!

I like… no, I HEART Yahoo! Check out the screenshots of Yahoo! Buzz, a Digg competitor.

I’ve missed the 20 year old mark, but it’s never too late to start making a million. “How to Make a Million Before You Turn 20.”

So the Muslims have decided to give their version of Jesus Christ. They revere him as a prophet just not as the Son of God. I’d like to watch the “Story of Jesus through Iranian Eyes“.

White is the new Black! Remember when diamond red was popular as a car paint colour? Black’s always been the standard cool colour but in the last year or two, I’ve noticed how wonderful a white car looks. Let me say they have to be the really clean, bright, pure, blue-ish kind of white… not the yellowy, creamy type of white. More white cars! 50 examples of why white is the most popular colour choice for cars in the world.

31 Simple Ways to Prevent Cancer. Personally, I’m not sure there are preventable measures against cancer. But that’s me.

Ok, here’s a bit of an “18+ only” link that I found rather amusing and I must say, a good thing for us girls - 20 toys for girls that don’t look like, er, toys for girls. Um, I don’t quite get the PVibe….

I seem to have a problem with men or getting it on with them and it doesn’t help that I stumble on articles such as “Top 10 Reasons Why Men Cheat“… 

And a very “well-fleshed out” article on “Why We Flirt: The Science of Sex“. It’s got nothing to do with sex really… the article that is.

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Some very great home and office gifts can be found here. I want some of the things… not sure how “practical” they are but still, totally funky. 

And according to Christianity Today, here are the top 10 most redeeming films of 2007. I really want to watch No. 1 - “Into Great Silence“. It sounds so interesting.

I totally and I mean, TOTALLY agree with “Cancer ‘coaches’ sway treatment choices“.  We met such people when my dad was going through his sickness.

I really must learn these 7 Most Effective Exercises. They seem do-able. Finally, an exercise regime that has piqued my interest.

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Starting off….

How Jesus Cares

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It’s a joke. Quite funny, I might add.

How much does it take to be rich? Ahh, how will I ever find $1 million let alone $5 million?! I’m not just poor, I’m… a pauper! But not to fear, there are books out there to help us out of the rut. Actually, we make them rich first. We might not make it but they definitely will.

A New, Global Oil Quandary: Costly Fuel Means Costly Calories - Kuala Lumpur is mentioned. Going back to an article I wrote last week, looks like I’m right on the ball.

I would like to join the “Kids Who Hid in Dep’t Store Clothing Racks while their Mom Was Shopping” Facebook group. It’s not weird. I used to do it ALL the time.

And finally, an article for the guy/girl virgin out there - Basic Things No One Told Me About Sex. Ahhh, it sure takes the edge off sex, doesn’t it?